The Team Mom's 12 Days of Christmas
Submitted by aknight on Mon, 12/19/2005 - 11:09pm.
General sports | Youth | Team Mom | Teens 
On the first day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
a pair of muddy cleats.
On the second day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Two sweaty socks
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the third day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Three dusty trophies
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Five angry referees,
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Six Powerades,
Five angry referees,
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Seven screaming mothers,
Six Powerades
Five angry referees,
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Eight girls a-cheering,
Seven screaming mothers,
Six PowerAdes,
Five angry referees
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Nine visits to the doctor,
Eight girls a-cheering,
Seven screaming mothers,
Six PowerAdes,
Five angry referees
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Ten team parties,
Nine visits to the doctor,
Eight girls a-cheering,
Seven screaming mothers,
Six PowerAdes,
Five angry referees
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Eleven days of laryngitis,
Ten team parties,
Nine visits to the doctor,
Eight girls a-cheering,
Seven screaming mothers,
Six PowerAdes,
Five angry referees
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my athlete gave to me
Twelve months of practice,
Eleven days of laryngitis,
Ten team parties,
Nine visits to the doctor,
Eight girls a-cheering,
Seven screaming mothers,
Six PowerAdes,
Five angry referees
Four sets of golf clubs,
Three dusty trophies,
Two sweaty socks,
And a pair of muddy cleats!
Merry Christmas to all Team Moms!
— Amie Knight